The Day he Chose To Forgive Our Sins!

So one day god in his all mighty heaven tells his son: "My son I have decided to forgive their sins!"

So sonny boy goes: "Really dad? You're gonna go down there and tell them. show them, so that they never again stray?

Then god looks at his son and goes: "Where's the fun in that?" "No i'm gonna send you in my place!

Sonny boy, jumping for joy, replies: "Really dad? Great i will go down there right now and show them, tell them, so they never again stray!"

God, while laughing sarcastically, replies: "Where's the fun in that?" "No you gonna be born out of a woman sonny boy!"

Cant you imagine the son of god looking at god, at that exact moment, and saying: "What? Are you on crack or something?" "They'll never believe one of their own!" "Do you know what those crazy mother fuckers do to those who claim to speak in your voice?" "Bloody hell dad, they kill them!"

And god, all knowing be he and all that, goes: "Kill you, ha let me laugh!" "No they're going to grab you and beat you!" "after that they'll be you some more!" "Then they'll beat you again and then they'll beat you some more!"

"Once you're a bloody mess, they'll put a crown of torn on your head, most likely piercing you trijunon wall, making a small little drop of sweat falling from your brow to your cheek send waves of pain through your entire body, and have you carry this big piece of wood upon which they will nail you!"

"Oh and before you actually die, they'll drench your thirst with vinegar and stab you with a lance!"

"Once they will have shown me that they can be so violent, so cruel, so barbaric, how could i not forgive their sins?"

"After all they will torture you and slaughter you to please me because you are speaking my truths!"

This is where i can easily imagine any intelligent entity in the universe looking at this blood thirsty god and say:

"Dude seek help cause this is child abuse!"